Warning to All Paranoid Posters..

This automatic thread (only this one) can sense your EXACT location (latitude & longitude), your gender, DOB, age(obviously), SS# and any other vital personal information. Oh yes, your email address too. You have been warned! <<Stop>> Sorry folks, damage has already been <<DELETED!>><<DELETED!>><<DELETED!>> No, don’t interrupt me. Let me go on. This is an automated sensor – can not be stopped or moderated… Aliens, ready??