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When I got on my scale last night, It said ONE AT A TIME PLEASE…. LOL… :)JK.
When I got on my scale last night, it said my phone number!! -I had to update my shidduch resume fast!! :)JK !!!LOL…
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I have a friend who was on the heavy side but didn’t wanna write that on her license so she wrote that she weighted like 75 pounds less (which is the normal weight for people her age). when she got pulled over a couple months after getting her licence the cop looks at her and said “you really gained a lot of weight since you got your licence!”
Weight on a license?! Huh?
you have to write how much you weigh
A husband asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She replied ” something that goes from zero to 250 in 10 seconds”.
So he bought her a bathroom scale.
The funeral is scheduled for Friday!
On Maryland licenses and other states as well that I don’t know off hand it says your weight on your license, as far as I know. Correct me if i’m wrong!
To: Shtusim.
Baruch Dayen Emes. Whats the niftars name for tehillim and mishnayos??
My NYS license mentions nothing about weight (not counting the picture). I don’t get why they would do that, since weight can change. Even eye color doesn’t mean anything anymore since colored lenses came out.
Shtusim, I’m sure the cause of death was determined to be close-contact cranial collision with a heavy object. If it was not a digital scale I’m sure the mes was left with imprints from the device on his face. LOL!! Not pretty, just joking.
shtusim:
Thanks. One of the best jokes I ever heard.
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I saw a vid clip, where someone was asking people to apply for something, and one of the questions was “how much do you weigh”, but what the person did not know was a) it was being filmed and b) the rubber mat in front of the booth (where the apps were being filled out) was really a scale pad.
Visible to the studio audience was the vid feed with sound (so they can hear what weight is being said) and a display showing the actual weight.
Its amazing how few people know their true weight.
T-Shirt seen on an obese person. “I beat anorexia”.
You people are funny 😉
When I got on my scale it said “To Be Continued”!
When I got on my scale it said “Oh, it must be yomtov time again”
T shirt on pregnant woman: Under Construction
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