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July 19, 2011 3:56 pm at 3:56 pm #598076Legen-daryMember
Why are we fasting today?
July 19, 2011 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #787465July 19, 2011 5:24 pm at 5:24 pm #787466Derech HaMelechMemberWhy are we fasting today?
Because tomorrow isn’t shiva a’sar b’Tamuz.
July 19, 2011 5:28 pm at 5:28 pm #787467bptParticipantBecause my wife is upstate, and I’m tired of eating rice cakes and duck sauce
July 19, 2011 6:08 pm at 6:08 pm #787469oomisParticipantBecause of a “breach” in our Security.
July 19, 2011 6:25 pm at 6:25 pm #787470minyan galMemberbpt – sounds like a delightful combination.
July 19, 2011 6:47 pm at 6:47 pm #787471adorableParticipantbpt- what bout pretzels and mustard. or better yet a slice of frozen pizza.
is your wife really gone all week? lucky guy
July 19, 2011 7:01 pm at 7:01 pm #787472on the ballParticipantamazing how this thread has suddenly turned to a discussion about different foods.
July 19, 2011 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #787473DroidMemberWhy is he lucky adorable?
July 19, 2011 7:15 pm at 7:15 pm #787474bptParticipant“what bout pretzels and mustard. or…a slice of frozen pizza.”
Gone within the 1st week.
“how this thread …..turned to a discussion about…foods.”
Becuase the real reason for fasting is obvoius (or can be googled) so I figured it was posted for comic relief (much needed on a day with no food)
“is your wife really gone all week?”
All week? She’s gone till Labor Day 🙁
You think I eat rice cakes as a 1st choice?
July 19, 2011 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #787475adorableParticipanthe said his wife is away the whole week- meaning he doesn’t have to throw his clothing in the hamper all week, he doesn’t have to clean up from breakfast until after supper, he doesn’t have to do anything he doesnt want to…..
I’m just joking dont take it too seriously
July 19, 2011 8:09 pm at 8:09 pm #787476bptParticipant“dont take it too seriously”
You have no idea how close to the truth you are. Housekeeping is not my strong point.
July 19, 2011 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm #787477adorableParticipantI figured so….
July 19, 2011 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #787478TheGoqParticipantSo adorable are u saying all single guys are slobs? lol
July 19, 2011 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #787479adorableParticipantno GOQ you’re the neat type
July 19, 2011 11:04 pm at 11:04 pm #787480MiddlePathParticipantI am single, and I love cleaning, shopping, doing housework…mainly because I’m used to it since I’m the “man” of the house. I think most guys don’t enjoy it.
July 20, 2011 1:30 am at 1:30 am #787481Bagel BoyParticipantthats cause most guys are spoiled by their wives , ask most married guys on here when the last time they did the laundry i would be suprised if it was anytime recent. single guys have to take care of ourselves.
July 20, 2011 1:37 am at 1:37 am #787482minyan galMemberMiddlePath: Do you also do windows? If so, then I am inviting you to my place. I shall hand you a broom and a dustrag as you are walking in. I do provide meals, but you shall be held captive until the place is shipshape and sparkling clean.
July 20, 2011 1:56 am at 1:56 am #787483Derech HaMelechMemberI am single, and I love cleaning, shopping, doing housework
You are an embarrassment to the rest of us.
It must be a genetic mutation on your Y Chromosome that your X chromosome was able to dominate.
July 20, 2011 2:29 am at 2:29 am #787484MiddlePathParticipantminyan gal, no problem, I’d love to. My forte is washing dishes, btw. All I ask in return is help in finding me a wife.
July 20, 2011 2:30 am at 2:30 am #787485ItcheSrulikMemberGetting serious again, because one thousand nine hundred and forty-one years ago today, the walls of Jerusalem were breached by the Roman army.
July 20, 2011 3:03 pm at 3:03 pm #787486MiddlePathParticipantGenetic mutation? Hmmm…that would explain a lot.
July 20, 2011 3:18 pm at 3:18 pm #787487adorableParticipantI love cleaning!!!!!! My favorite activity- besides coloring and sleeping
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