Also, book a flight to somewhere further than your destination and when you near the place you really want to go to, cause a ruckus on the plane, like by pushing your seat all the way back while they’re serving drinks, allowing them to make an ’emergency’ landing in the destination of your choice….
Spirit Air, if you join the $9 club you can get really good deals. We got tickets to Detroit for $50 (that was round trip, including taxes and everything). Good luck!!