I got this email yesterday and thought it was cute. Being a chocoholic , it works for me.
Very nice diet…
Can’t eat Beef —- Mad cow….
Can’t eat chicken
bird flu
Can’t eat eggs … Salmonella
Can’t eat pork ..trichinosis
Can’t eat fish … heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
Can’t eat fruits and veggies …. insecticides and herbicides
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that leaves ……………………………….
Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Remember – – –
“STRESSED”
spelled backwards is
“DESSERTS”
Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.
Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10
pounds.
If you delete this message, you will GAIN 10 pounds immediately..)
IT’S REALLY TRUE!!! DON’T TAKE A CHANCE!!! LOL 🙂