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The Biblical Death of a Spider
I was working on my computer tonight and lo and behold a spider came out and found himself crawling on my large Artscroll Tanakh. So I tried to decide what to do. He was not somewhere that I could easily dispose of him and he really did not pose a major annoyance and I really did not want to rearrange my desk items to get “him”. So I just went on with my activities.
But then it occurred to me that he might crawl into my gum stash or annoy me further so I went to look for the little tan spider.
I noticed at the top of my Bible that the spider was twitching and partially sandwiched between a few of the bible pages.
The bible ate the spider. It was a clean kill. I think I found him somewhere between Leviticus and Samuel.
So long spider. You lived a biblical life and had a biblical death in my eyes.
The creeps I feel is not from the spider.
???? ????? ????? (Iyov 8:14)
????? ????? ????? (Yishayahu 59:5)
LOL! RIP.
Did you give him Kevuras Yisroel? 😉
maybe the spider was a gilgul and was fulfilling a tikkun
you are really weird/funny! Why don’t you write unique Jewish tale books for children.
always runs fast – i dunno – i think his books might scare the poor little children. 😉
you might be so holy that the holiness burnt the spider
The eentsy beentsy spider
ran to find out what the Bible’s about…
“somewhere between Leviticus and Samuel.”
And I can be found somewhere between California and France.
Are radishes heretical?
Spider, spider not too bright
Climbed onto my shelf last night
Encountered there an Artscroll sefer
Poor small deceased octopod,
Now interred under fresh green sod
While fleas and flies sip their Merlot
Planning bite-fests, with eyes aglow
(where’s sammygol? he’s great at this type of thing.)
lol Icot!
am yisrael chai-
Thank you ?
lol!! good one, ICOT!
Poor Spidey was just trying to find & memorize its lines for the crack of dawn’s symphony of Perek Shira
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
Spiders? I hate spiders, they drive me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a cell. It was full of spiders.
etc
etc
etc
Imanonov- Lol!
once?
miritchka-
Thank you.
Imanonov-
l?l
hahaha haleivi
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