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March 31, 2011 8:00 pm at 8:00 pm #596041SacrilegeMember
All my friends are married (female ones, and ones I would be comfortable enough to share a room with…) so who’s coming and where are we going?
Hey, if you can’t go may as well dream about it 🙂
My Choice: South Africa.
March 31, 2011 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #755495hanibParticipantwhat are you planning on doing in south africa?
March 31, 2011 8:15 pm at 8:15 pm #755496BSDMemberAruba- just lay on a hammock and drink tequila.Ahhhh
March 31, 2011 8:37 pm at 8:37 pm #755497TheGoqParticipanti vote for venice
March 31, 2011 8:55 pm at 8:55 pm #755498always hereParticipantkosher cruise anywhere
March 31, 2011 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm #755499bptParticipantAfrica sounds good. I always wanted to bag Kilimanjaro. Then, on the way back, I’ll swing by Libya to see how things are on the ground.
Venice? Forget what the tourist photos look like. I know someone who went for real. The canals are open sewage trenches (yuck)
March 31, 2011 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #755500TheGoqParticipantin that case bpt my second vote is for your house
March 31, 2011 10:32 pm at 10:32 pm #755501Derech HaMelechMemberIf you do end up going to South Africa they have this meat called ‘biltong’. It’s raw, but cured. When you eat it it’s hard as a rock at first but then it gets kind of gummy. It’s so good. Can you pick me up a few lbs. and send it my way?
Just drop it out of the plane as you fly by. I’ll be waiting.
April 1, 2011 12:07 am at 12:07 am #755502TheGoqParticipantcmon bpt ill make my bed and help in the kitchen whaddya say?
April 1, 2011 12:21 am at 12:21 am #755503SacrilegeMemberbinah
Krugers State Park, cruise around the Cape, scuba/shark (how awesome?!) diving, Addo Elephant National Park where you get to ride elephants and thats for beginners 😉
April 1, 2011 1:14 am at 1:14 am #755504s2021MemberHaha sac- maybe at the end there will even be a proposal
April 1, 2011 1:17 am at 1:17 am #755505pumperMemberSac-
maybe you have family members who can accompany you? Not as fun of friends, but still a vacation!
and btw, out of all places – SOUTH AFRICA?????
If beach towns aren’t for you, at least go for Switzerland or something
April 1, 2011 1:23 am at 1:23 am #755506cshapiroMembermy sister and i go on vacation together all the time…because all our friends are either married or too poor to afford a vacation or both!!!
we’ve gone to atlantic city, chicago, naples (fl), london, paris, zurich, geneva, israel and although it would be more fun to go with a friend…it is what it is right!??!
i would love love love to go to south africa!!! july after my auditing section of the cpa, ill be in dire need of a good vacation, st lucia sounds tempting too!!
April 1, 2011 1:29 am at 1:29 am #755507deiyezoogerMembervacation?? i love that word. where is a good place to go without kids??? or ifyou do take them along,where could you hire a nanny, to go along with you and the kids??
April 1, 2011 1:30 am at 1:30 am #755508zaidy78ParticipantTry Tripoli. There are great fares now.
April 1, 2011 1:40 am at 1:40 am #755509LemonySnicketParticipantFiji! As the great Truman Burbank said about Fiji “you can’t get any further away before you start coming back” Ahhhh….
April 1, 2011 1:49 am at 1:49 am #755510hanibParticipantactually, i’ve heard of krugers state park, and that sounds cool – but besides seeing big houses (and each one with a swimming pool), i couldn’t think of much else and thought it might be somewhat dangerous – but, now that you’ve mentioned swimming with sharks, i can understand ;). (now, if you can find a way to go scuba diving with dolphins, count me in 😉
April 1, 2011 1:55 am at 1:55 am #755511SacrilegeMemberbinah
You can swim with dolphins in Orlando.
April 1, 2011 1:56 am at 1:56 am #755512dunnoMemberI’m in for anywhere. I need a vaca desperately!
April 1, 2011 2:27 am at 2:27 am #755513yossi z.MemberLemonysnicket: first off welcome to the cr, I don’t believe I have seen you around before. Second, yes!!! I take it you watched the truman show then? Good morning! and if I don’t see you, a good afternoon, good evening, and good night (something along those lines. I don’t remember exactly as I haven’t seen it in a while)
I am happy just going/being in israel. To me a vacation is a few days without work or any real responsibilities spent happily spending time with family whom I am very close with. Now ‘family time’ could be a cousin out in nevada just saying I am not against traveling around …
😀 Zuberman! 😀
April 1, 2011 4:16 am at 4:16 am #755514LemonySnicketParticipantYossi – Shkoiach 🙂 I have been on here for a few months but rarely commented.
lol indeed I did get it from The Truman Show. That seret was epic! I always try to imagine what happened after he walked off the set. You know, entering the real world for the first time. Wish they’d come out with The Truman Show 2 or something…
April 1, 2011 5:40 pm at 5:40 pm #755515bptParticipantAny time, Goq.
But if you want to eat like you’re on vacation, be sure to bring your own food. All we have now is 8 varieties of breadcrumbs and 4 shapes of pasta, plus the candy from shlach monos that no one wants to eat.
Pesach is coming, so we gotta deplete the inventory. First come, first served!
April 1, 2011 6:02 pm at 6:02 pm #755516TheGoqParticipantbpt no one depletes inventory like me! ty
April 1, 2011 6:04 pm at 6:04 pm #755517ChanieEParticipantNo need to go all the way to Africa for some meat … Rockland Kosher (Monsey, NY) sells biltong.
April 1, 2011 6:11 pm at 6:11 pm #755518SJSinNYCMemberSac, my cousin is getting married in South Africa in a few weeks and if I wouldn’t be 8 months pregnant at the time, I would totally use it as an excuse to go!
Might I recommend Australia? Totally amazing.
And bpt, Venice is not an open sewer. Its breathtaking and there is a lot of Jewish history there.
April 1, 2011 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm #755519SacrilegeMemberoooh yea, Australia is a good one too!
Who knows rich guys? I need a lifetime travel partner 😉
April 1, 2011 6:30 pm at 6:30 pm #755520SJSinNYCMemberNo, sorry. But if I find one, I’ll send him your way!
April 1, 2011 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #755521SacrilegeMember‘Preciate it!
April 1, 2011 8:21 pm at 8:21 pm #755522bptParticipant“a lot of Jewish history there”
To be taken in, on a gondola ride?
Perhaps. But if it Jewish heritage I want, EY is the place to go.
April 3, 2011 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm #755523ShrekParticipantMiami. but don’t forget the “shvimkleid”.
April 3, 2011 2:26 pm at 2:26 pm #755524happiestMemberSJSinNYC- beshaa tova! Hope you’re feeling well!
April 3, 2011 5:03 pm at 5:03 pm #755525GumBallMemberGo 2 Florida
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