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  • #595940
    eclipse
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    I’m getting way too serious and personal.Very unwise.Let me try an old-style thread:

    Would you–

    1.use your toothbrush in the morning if it was inexplicably wet,not dry?

    2.remove your shoes in fancy house even if you discovered a sock/stocking hole by your big toe?

    3.pretend to still be bentching if you realized you finished way ahead of others at the table?

    Ok,just had to see if I could still be silly.

    #754655
    Grandmaster
    Member

    1.use your toothbrush in the morning if it was inexplicably wet,not dry?

    Yes.

    2.remove your shoes in fancy house even if you discovered a sock/stocking hole by your big toe?

    No. I don’t take my shoes off in other people’s houses. (Or in my own during the day.)

    3.pretend to still be bentching if you realized you finished way ahead of others at the table?

    No.

    #754656
    cshapiro
    Member

    i think u need to get out more eclipse….

    #754657
    shuli
    Participant

    i wouldnt use a toothbrush that is wet. 😛 gross!

    i never take my shoes off in public (besides school)

    and about the benching, i might. not sure.

    very interesting questions

    #754658
    eclipse
    Member

    cshapiro…I DID GET OUT TODAY!

    That’s why I’m a DROP more positive!

    #754659
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    3.pretend to still be bentching if you realized you finished way ahead of others at the table?

    I would start wondering if it was really shabbos rosh chodesh chanuka and there was really much more to say.

    Besides, how do you know you are “way ahead” of the others. Maybe they are about to finish.

    #754660
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    1.use your toothbrush in the morning if it was inexplicably wet,not dry?

    I would be too tired to notice, and anyway I get up before my wife does

    2.remove your shoes in fancy house even if you discovered a sock/stocking hole by your big toe?

    i don’t know, i can’;t picture it

    3.pretend to still be bentching if you realized you finished way ahead of others at the table?

    nope I’m usually the first to finish

    #754661
    eclipse
    Member

    1.Our washroom is so tiny,by us it means someone knocked it off the sink into the…eau de toilette,shall we say? So I’d use Listerine that morning and go buy myself a new toothbrush!

    2.I’d keep the toe-part curled under the whole time and throw that sock/stocking out the minute I got home.

    3.I’d keep staring intently at the bentcher,but no pretending.

    Ok,who thinks these questions should be on every shidduch resume?

    That was for you,cshapiro.I’m GOING OUT WITH THE KIDS SOON!

    #754662
    Grandmaster
    Member

    3.I’d keep staring intently at the bentcher

    Why? What’s to be embarrassed about?

    #754663
    hanib
    Participant

    no, no, and no (at least i’m consistent)

    #754664
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Yes. I would (1) use my toothbrush to (2) remove my shoes, so that I could (3) continue bentching!

    #754665
    brotherofurs
    Participant

    1- yeah probably still wet from the night before

    2- i would pull the stocking down so the hole doesn’t show

    3- nope

    #754666
    s2021
    Member

    1- no WAY. (It means someone used it. Has happened before. I keep my toothbrush in my room.)

    2- Probably not.. But really depends where..

    3- yes

    #754667
    eclipse
    Member

    I’m tired but need to unwind,so here are 2 more:

    1.You’re at a quiet Shabbos table as a guest,and your stomach grumbles comically.Do you say “Excuse Me” or keep quiet with a spacey little smile on your face?

    2.You forget whom you called by the time the person says hello.What do you say?

    #754668
    s2021
    Member

    eclipse, I luv these..

    1- with a friend I would say something funny, with strange hosts- poker face!

    2- My cell phone- hi.. whod I call? At work- hang up!! lol.. (sorry, we seem to have gotten disconnected..)

    #754669
    Grandmaster
    Member

    1.You’re at a quiet Shabbos table as a guest,and your stomach grumbles comically.Do you say “Excuse Me” or keep quiet with a spacey little smile on your face?

    Keep quiet.

    2.You forget whom you called by the time the person says hello.What do you say?

    Slowly start greeting the person and hope by time he acknowledges your greeting you’ll remember who you called.

    #754670
    observanteen
    Member

    YES! About you being silly that is:)

    #754671
    eclipse
    Member

    ok,I’m really tired…hope I can really log out until after Pesach I’ve done it for LONGER before.

    Anyway,here’s a last silly survey…

    Are you the one who…?

    1.leaves your gum on the sidewalk?(shame!)

    2.says “bless you” when a stranger near you sneezes?(sweet)

    3.lets 57 cars go ahead of you pulling into traffic?(from South Carolina or Vancouver)

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