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March 9, 2011 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #595593ummMember
We got married last Friday,
My girl was right there beside me,
Our friends were all gone,
We were alone.
Side by side.
We were so happily wed, when,
She got ready for bed, then,
Her teeth and her hair,
She placed on a chair,
Side by side.
One glass eye, so tiny,
One hearing aid so small,
Then she took one leg off,
And placed it,
On the chair by the wall.
I stood there brokenheartred,
Most of my girl had departed,
I slept on the chair,
There was more of here there,
Side by side.
March 9, 2011 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm #748469ha ha ha haMemberoh how gross blech!!;)
i vote for Zeeskites pholisphy…. keep it positive
March 9, 2011 11:18 pm at 11:18 pm #748470ZeesKiteParticipantThanks, but sorry, as I wrote somewhere else – I don’t know which way to READ a poem. Yes, they’re beautiful when well written, it take talent, in which I’m quite low.
March 10, 2011 12:15 am at 12:15 am #748471WolfishMusingsParticipantObligatory reference to Shel Silverstein. 🙂
The Wolf
March 10, 2011 3:59 pm at 3:59 pm #748472eclipseMemberThat’s funny cause I tell my friends I’ll only remarry when I’m THAT old!!
Somehow,I think it’s not such a great idea after that poem!!:)
March 10, 2011 5:05 pm at 5:05 pm #748473Ctrl Alt DelParticipantI eat my peas with honey,
Ive done it all my life.
I eat my peas with honey,
’cause it keeps them on the knife.
March 10, 2011 5:17 pm at 5:17 pm #748474Shticky GuyParticipantThat’s funny cause I tell my friends…
Could the Human Spellchecker please clarify for me: When the word ‘because’ is shortened, does it become ’cause’ or ‘cos’. Or does it just depend on how lazy the typist is? Cos cause is a word on its own eg the cause of the world problems stem from the Middle East etc.
March 10, 2011 6:16 pm at 6:16 pm #748475eclipseMember‘CAUSE is my p’sak on that one!
March 10, 2011 7:14 pm at 7:14 pm #748476i am hereMembercuz why not whatever is easier to type i guess and also depends if the prs. knows the difference between them all
March 10, 2011 8:18 pm at 8:18 pm #748477Shticky GuyParticipant‘CAUSE is my p’sak on that one
Ok. But remember ????? ????? ????? !!
March 10, 2011 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #748478i am hereMemberwhat does that mean
March 10, 2011 10:41 pm at 10:41 pm #748479ZeesKiteParticipant== Hear This ==
== Friends & Neighbors, Men & Ladies, Boys & Girls ==
We can all resume typing without checking for spelling!
‘The Human’ officially resigned!
We’re ALL HUMAN!!
Hurray!!
March 10, 2011 10:46 pm at 10:46 pm #748480☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantWhat about Haifagirl?
March 10, 2011 10:58 pm at 10:58 pm #748481eclipseMemberI did not title myself!
March 10, 2011 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm #748482ZeesKiteParticipantIt’s not what I meant. I meant we’re all human – to make spelling mistakes! (a play at what’s left of your title)
March 10, 2011 11:26 pm at 11:26 pm #748483eclipseMemberOh.
March 11, 2011 5:11 am at 5:11 am #748484smartcookieMemberEclipse- your subtitle looks funny. Like sonething is missing there. We gotta come up with something new for ya.
March 11, 2011 5:41 am at 5:41 am #748485ZeesKiteParticipantsmartcookie:
No. She’s not. She’s subtly putting us puppies in our places.
March 11, 2011 7:21 am at 7:21 am #748486Shticky GuyParticipant‘The Human’ officially resigned
No. Its the Spellchecker that resigned. Eclipse is, I hope, still very much human. Jusst thatt noww whe kan spel thinngs az wee wishes cuz/cos/cause/’cause their iz know longger eni won chekking owr spelz… witch kan ownly bee a gud thinng
She’s subtly putting us puppies in our places
This is what Humans do best. Man’s best friend and all that
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