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  • February 10, 2011 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm #594914
    chanab
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    Hi Can anyone help me make a stanza of a grammen for my brother in laws 30th birthday? I guess something neutral, kind of that you can say about anyone cuz i don’t know him too well – he likes words with high vocab, has a good sense of humor and recently opened a yeshiva.

    Thanks!

    February 10, 2011 4:23 pm at 4:23 pm #739199
    eclipse
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    Maybe use whatever Pirkei Avos says about age 30 as a starting point.Ben shloshim li….(I forgot)

    February 10, 2011 4:43 pm at 4:43 pm #739200
    AinOhdMilvado
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    Yakov (or whoever) is an erudite mechanaiych -lalalalalalala

    He hopes his kids will follow his mehalaiych -lalalalalalala

    B’ezrat HaSh-m, his yeshiva to be matzliach forever-lalalalalalala

    And he can teach kids not to answer questions with “WHAT-ever!” – lalalalalala

    February 10, 2011 5:06 pm at 5:06 pm #739201
    seeallsides
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    maybe use the letter lamed,and in the various forms – he learned, a lesson, learns, write a tribute to his learning.

    Without being long winded or wordy

    We are celebrating bil’s turning thirty

    The letter lamed appropriately means learning

    As we have all witnessed bil’s yearning

    A yeshiva he opened as his choice of vocation

    promulgating the mitzvah of learning with extreme dedication

    ….etc

    February 10, 2011 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm #739202
    lkwdfellow
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    Turning thirty is a big zach -lalalalalalala

    Especially when you are teaching talmidim tog and nacht -lalalalalalala

    We give you a bracha that you should keep teaching your flock-lalalalalalala

    And that your talmidim should buy you a frock!! – lalalalalala

    February 10, 2011 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm #739203
    candy613
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    lkwdfellow that was the best one! You are extremely talented next time i need a grammen i’ll know who to come to!

    >O<613

    February 10, 2011 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm #739204
    eclipse
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    chanab–use them all!

    February 10, 2011 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #739205
    chanab
    Member

    I think I will!!! Thanks everyone, now I don’t feel like the nerdy one!!!

    This CR is really like one big happy family, if only everyone in the real world would be as nice as all of you! Thanks again!

    February 10, 2011 7:38 pm at 7:38 pm #739206
    umm
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    HEY!!!! COOOOOLLL!!!

    Next time I need a grammen, I’ll know where to turn!!!!

    February 10, 2011 9:08 pm at 9:08 pm #739207
    600 Kilo Bear
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    BS”D

    Now that you have officially turned thirty

    And you have a yeshiva, you can really play dirty

    But enough gezel and shtick just about will

    Ensure you become the Rov of Otisville.

    February 10, 2011 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm #739208
    chanab
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    kilo-whats with you and otisville?! we play by the law around here!!!

    February 10, 2011 9:41 pm at 9:41 pm #739209
    abcd2
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    As a closing paragraph may i suggest

    Now that we finished the grammen of you turning thirty

    We hope you found it funny

    right on the money

    May we all be Zoche to only simchas and sing together till 120!

    February 10, 2011 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #739210
    oomis
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    Hi Can anyone help me make a stanza of a grammen for my brother in laws 30th birthday? I guess something neutral, kind of that you can say about anyone cuz i don’t know him too well – he likes words with high vocab, has a good sense of humor and recently opened a yeshiva.

    Thanks! “

    (switch the right name in here)

    Moishy’s known for his sense of humor(lalalalalalala)

    His wit is quick, and that’s no rumor (ditto).

    His talents as a wordsmith, too, (ditto)

    Will surely impress, when he speaks to you(ditto).

    (final verse)

    In honor of this special day (lalalalalalala)

    We had a few choice words to say (ditto).

    Happy birthday, dear bro-in-law (ditto)

    And all good things in a mazeldigeh shaaw (ditto).

    February 11, 2011 12:48 am at 12:48 am #739211
    umm
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    Uh… what’s if your bro-in-law visits the coffeeroom and recognizes the grammen?? Didn’t think of that?

    He could even have contributed to his own grammen!!!

    February 11, 2011 2:29 am at 2:29 am #739212
    chanab
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    Um – LOL! My m-i-l and another b-i-l spotted this and called me already! But I bet they didn’t send in as many stanzas as me:)

    February 11, 2011 2:32 am at 2:32 am #739213
    chanab
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    Hey, you’re not him, are you?!?!

    February 11, 2011 7:37 am at 7:37 am #739214
    umm
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    Hmm…. that’s for me to know, and for you to find out! 😉

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