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  • #594657
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    Ken men huben ah tread ve men shreibt nur in yiddish

    Voos titsuch rabosei?

    #734939

    s’is tzi shver tzi shraiben azoi.

    #734940
    mytake
    Member

    Es macht mentchen dizzy ven men leint yiddish geshriben in english.

    Not a gr8 idea.

    Oich, ess ken gein oif de nerven fin de mentchen vos farshtein nisht vos ihr shreibt.

    Thats two reasons to stop the thread.

    On the other hand, I don’t know yiddish, so I am just approving them

    #734941
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    noch ah mohl?!

    #734942
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    yetzt ken men redden vaigen di mods in zei geiyin nish farshtein voos men redt

    ich ver nauseous

    Men who are red and vegans, the mods are goyim, they don’t fast when men make shidduchim. nauseous

    you got it wrong other mod..a man named ken vaguely dissed some mods far from the city of voos, a place of red men (probably indians)something was icky which made ken very nauseous

    #734943
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Dus iz gevaldik! De Moderater ken nisht farshtein mir. alle zull zugen zachen oif de moderater oon shmooz oif em.

    ^MONIS^

    #734944
    bpt
    Participant

    Git morgen. Mir hub’n shoin g’hat etlecheh threads in Yiddish, in es g’doet 5 seconds biz mir veren tzekrigt tommer alleh alai Yiddish iz ungenemen, odder nor Galizianer.

    In tommer mir darfen soivel zahn litvisheh Yiddish, ver ich zeier nervaiz!

    #734945
    Sapphire
    Member

    Dos vet farvaylerish tzu leyenen! Ich bin shoyn lakhen.

    (This should be entertaining to read, I’m already laughing)

    #734946
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    Mod

    That was hilarious

    Howbout this one

    Siz do ah vebsite voos rift zich

    Yeshiva velt neias vi mentchen

    Kimmen in redden fin voos zei

    Villen in di kaveh tzimmer

    Di kaveh tzimmer is ah gishmackeh

    Platz, min redt vaigen shiddichim

    , Essen, in aleh gishmackeh zachen

    is that a limerick?

    #734947
    bpt
    Participant

    “tzu”

    Zeist! S’haibt shoin uhn. Tzi.. TZI … TZI!

    Saphirre, m’stameh, zent eir a balbateshe shtain’dle. (get it.. Sapphire = Shtain’dle)

    Obber TZU?

    Vey iz mir!

    #734948
    yossi z.
    Member

    Ich vilst lernen tzu redt yiddish

    #734949
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Gut yetzt ken men zein ver viest yiddish oon ver nor zugt yeshivishe verter uber iz nish yeshivish

    ^MONIS^

    #734950
    bpt
    Participant

    Yossi –

    This one, I gotta do in English.

    The only way to really learn the lingo is to hang out with Yiddish speakers. And in today’s market, that means Chassidim. The rest of us speak it, but not enough for you to really pick up all the nuances.

    Forget online, forget Rosseta Stone. Wanna speak like a brotha’? Make yourself at home in the sheeble. Give it 6 months to a year, and you’re in.

    #734951
    Sapphire
    Member

    Anshuldikt Bpt! Ich hub letstns gelernen Yiddish in a course, un dos hut posheta yiddish. Un mayn yiddish kumpt fun mayn mishpacha vet iz a gemish fun litvish un chassidish. Oykhet, Ich nemt a bisl “of” dos vertl fun a verterbikhl, deriber ich nisht ken oyb vos ich shrayben iz a hundret percent seicheldik.

    #734952
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    Bpt

    Dein yidish iz alteh yidish

    Dew redt men nur ah heimishe

    Chasideshe yidish

    ” Aleh alei”? Gutenyu

    #734953
    yossi z.
    Member

    I try but they speak too fast (though I am picking up little bits here and there). ich farshtay noch fin vos ich redt. Rosseta stone for yiddish? I would use it for everything except for hebrew and yiddish.

    By the way I started a thread for language learning so that other languages don’t have to be used here (just trying to be considerate)

    #734954
    smartcookie
    Member

    A yiddish limerick iz a guta eitzah

    Yeder- heibts oif dus pleitzah

    Heib un shreiben

    Un ti du bleiben

    Hhhhmmm….ich ken nisht trachten fun nuch a line.

    #734955
    deiyezooger
    Member

    ????? ?????? ??? ??? ?????? ??????

    #734956
    Understand
    Member

    S’iz nisht gleich to leinen azoi un tzo shreiben iz noch ehrger.

    #734957
    JustHold
    Member

    smartcookie di vilst ah Limerick?

    Oib di gedenktz fin cheider di niggen Oilam haboo iz a gitteh zach doos iz far eich!!!

    Lernen Toirah iz di beste zach

    Essen Chulent iz ah feste zach

    Varf afek ah yeder Meich’l

    Ich vill nur ah chulent in beich’l

    Oilam Haboo iz ah gitte zach!

    #734958

    ?? ???? ??? ?? ?? ????? ???? ??? ???? ???? ????? ??? ???? ???? ??????? ???? ????????? ?? ????

    #734959
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    JustHold- zier gut! eech hub leib fun dus limerik!

    ^MONIS^

    #734960
    deiyezooger
    Member

    yoy does is gut es is a naches to leinen in der mamma lushen, ich hub es aso lieb. keep it coming! crack your teeth but you’ll see you’ll all enjoy them….. glabs meech.

    #734961
    koillel101
    Member

    lia-

    zei nisht azoi makpid veil di bist oich du in di farbrengs’t in di zelba veg vi inz aleh.

    Ich hub leeb deya thread. s’is asach mer mechayadik tzi leinen fin asach andere threads vus shreiben about silly topics.

    #734962
    yossi z.
    Member

    ??????: ??? ??? ??? ????? ?? ??? ???? ??? ? “????”?

    ??? ???? ?? ????? ?? “???????” ????? ???? ???? ?? ???? ??? ?? ??????

    ?????

    (????????? ??? ?? ???????? ??????)

    #734963
    bpt
    Participant

    ” Aleh alei”? Gutenyu

    1Day, oooh hust de mir git g’chapt. Eech hub nisht g’hert dem ois-zug “G-tinu” zait main Babbe’s yohrin. In mir reddin k’mat 12 uhr t’urik.

    (yoh, ze iz g’vain a Lutvak, but I can’t change history)

    #734964
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Ich hub gelerent yiddish in cheider een 3rd grade. ich hub gegangen tzu cheider oon ich hut nish farshiest yiddish uber ich hub gehut a rebbe ver hut nur geredt yiddish. dus hut getooen dus

    #734965
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    Tatteh

    Bist gerecht, hust mich gechaped

    uber, ich hub nisht gekent trachten

    fin a bessere vort tzi expressen

    vus ich hub gevult zugen

    Uber, “aleh ali” oy va voiy

    Besser?

    Vi is mein hairring (mit a

    tzarae, ich bin a vizznitzer)

    #734966
    JustHold
    Member

    Ah Shood azoi feel mentchen doo huben gebrochen zeier hent (in tzein) tzee shreiben yeedish.

    Uber..

    Zei kennen genig tzee veren oongereefin BILINGUAL!!!

    #734967
    JustHold
    Member

    1day..

    S’iz aleh erlei nisht ale alei

    #734968
    JustHold
    Member

    onegoal…

    Dee hust nisht farshtanen nisht farshteist.

    Ich ken doo farrechten a gantze tug uber ich hub leeb tzee zehn yeder einer voos meint er ken!!

    #734969
    Sapphire
    Member

    Yossi Z., ich hub genemen a course in kaledzh oyf yiddish…

    #734970
    candy613
    Member

    ich veist iddish 2!!!!!!!!!

    #734971
    yossi z.
    Member

    Sapphire: kaledzh gehat a course far yiddish? Der emmese yiddish?

    S’iz besser tzi zug mit der yiddeshe oisiyes. Machen azoi besser tzi farshtei

    #734972
    bpt
    Participant

    “oy va voiy”

    Nain, OneDay, dus iz tzi Hingarish.

    Lomer blaben mit “Gevald!”

    Maskim?

    #734973
    1dayatatime
    Participant

    Nein, intz chasiddim nitzin nisht

    verter vi Gevald, m’darf eppes

    ah besserre vort

    #734974
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Oib alts doo ken zuen iz ich red yiddish ich tracht az dus iz all vus doo veist

    #734975
    JustHold
    Member

    yossi z.

    OY!!! dein yiddish iz tzebruchen in nebachdig.

    UBER genig tzee veren oongereefin ah BILINGUAL!!!

    Efsher ah course in yiddish grammar far dir?

    #734976
    cherrybim
    Participant

    Dos iz a shande. Mir alle redden Yiddish vee a goy.

    #734977
    Understand
    Member

    Vee a goy? Du meinst a goy vas arbet in a Yiddishe gesheft?

    #734978
    Sapphire
    Member

    Yossi Z.:

    Anshuldikt vayl ich nitsndik der English os. In a sakh kaledzh dortn coursen fun yiddish. Ich veis nisht tzi (happy, Bpt?) iz der emmese yiddish in ale kaledzh, uber coursen tzi(tzu?) lernen di shprakh iz avadhe bimtzies.

    Ich ot zuchn oyf di internets arayn a por andersh kaledzh un zennen tzu (tzi?) dem coursen oyf yiddish, un fun farsheydene madreges.

    #734979
    yossi z.
    Member

    Justhold: ich redt nisht yiddish yetzt, vos vilst fun mir?

    #734980
    yossi z.
    Member

    Sapphire: I know this is the yiddish thread but can I pleease get a translation of what you just said?

    A groiseh dank

    #734981
    Sapphire
    Member

    No problem! (What I wrote probably didn’t make much sense anyhow, and now I can use words I couldn’t find in Yiddish)

    I’m sorry I used the English letters for the Yiddish. In many colleges there are Yiddish courses. I don’t know whether these courses are of proper Yiddish language, perhaps that depends on the (of course, the course,) college and/or professor…but there are many courses available “out there”. I decided to check out a couple of colleges online and saw that each offers Yiddish classes, and different level Yiddish classes at that. (I don’t know about each semester, but where I took Yiddish, one semester the first level of Yiddish was offered, and I think the next semester the next level of Yiddish was offered). I’m sure there are other courses around, out of college. If you try Google, you’ll come up with other options, as well.

    I suppose I should include some Yiddish in this, so…Ich meshaer zayn ich zol areyngeyn a bisl Yiddish arayn dos, heyst es…

    #734982

    BS”D

    Someone once came to the Admou”r meCreedmoor and asked if he could teach him Yiddish while he stood on one foot.

    The Admou”r said: “Shygetz Aross. Shecht’em oon a brooche!”

    Now he is no longer standing on one foot.

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