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Limericks are hard,
So heres another thread,
If you have rhyming talent,
Just post here instead!
Moderator 80 gave me the idea,
I really must admit,
Because he likes to rhyme,
So to him goes the credit!
Enjoy!
Blinky I think you are right
Poetry is great
But let us make a rule
That insults which berate
ANY poster won’t go thru
EDITED…DELETED
Nothing about Joseph
Needs to be repeated.
Sometimes in the coffee room,
I know that this has happened,
when I see just two posts on one thread
I hope for more success next time;
Let there be more interest,
in the next thread by eclipse.
Oh my, did I goof,
My eyesight’s really stinky.
I though this thread was eclipse’s,
when really it was started by Blinquie!
stinky doesnt rhyme with blinquie
its pronounced blink kay’
blinque`-accent other direction,above the e
I pronounce it “stink kay”.
quick comeback!
( but would then be spelled stinke`-accent other way,above the e)
ahh then good rhyme
and just in time
no more rhyming
and i mean it
anybody want a peanut?
( but would then be spelled stinke`-accent other way,above the e)
Sori, om a horabal spelor
its a famous quote from the movie “princess bride” from the days when i watched movies
but i dont mean it
do YOU want a peanut?
yes, i like to rhyme
but i havent the time
see you later
alligator
What about a thread
For those who cannot rhyme?
I keep on trying
But fail every time.
not all poetry
has to rhyme
but if it doesnt
i consider it slime
the two kinds of poetry
are as different
as an apple and orange
go ahead try to rhyme orange
There’s a certain fruit
with nary a rhyme.
To find such a word,
an uphill climb.
When I try rhyme orange,
I just won’t say “can’t”
so I found out that “sporange”
is a part of a plant.
Now try “silver”.
I admit that to rhyme orange
I also used Google.
I didn’t have to pay for it,
anyhow I’m too frugal.
Concerning your challenge
to rhyme the word purple,
I had no success,
nor did my friend, Yitzy Kerpel.
So I asked his brother,
Moshe Aharon Dovid Kerpel,
who said he hurt his leg,
and is now forced to hirple.
I sent him to the doctor,
who gave him a cast,
this thread’s getting stranger,
though I’m having a blast.
I’m running quite late
so I report with a frown
that I must get going,
and close this poem down.
He thaid he thomtimeth thoundth thtupipid
He jutht hath a lithp,
Every day, week and month.
Sometimes we write “LOL”
When we think something is funny,
But this time I really did LOL,
Because Daas Yochid is right on the money!
He did go for therapy,
but not the speech kind;
he went to a shrink,
’cause he’s out of his mind.
I thank you, MII,
for the nice compliments;
Just for the record,
I enjoyed your two cents.
reminds me of a joke (but i cant rhyme it)
howie goldschmidt goes for his regular shrink appt.
he says: doc you know this morning over my usual breakfast of a coffee and donut, i was mulling over my progress here, and i think i have to find a new shrink, you just remind me so much of my mother, maybe its just transference or something, i dont know, what do you think?
the doctor answers: a coffee and donut, you call that breakfast?
and coffee to drink
said Howie to his shrink
I need you replaced.
what you said is not true,
and by the way from now on,
brilliant
skilliant
i had a feeling you would come up to the plate
of poetic skills you have no spate
i hope i used that word right
or haifagirl will have a fright
this thread is funny!
now where did”purple” go?
I think if you stuff
and don’t use your “guhpel”
you could eat the wrong way
and your face could (c”v)turn PUH-PEL.
I googled for you
the definition of spate
you “poonkt” got it backwards,
but it’s not too late.
Even us posters,
have some time to revise;
Kol shekein a moderator
(Popa Bar Abba in disguise).
dr seuss
big pill, small pill,
rich pill, purple (poor pill)
i had a feeling you would come up to the plate
of poetic skills you have a spate
i hope i used that word right
or haifagirl will have a fright
To find a rhyme with purple”
You wanted to rhyme this with “purple”?
I’d normally help out much more,
But my grandson just gave a nice burp-el
And spit up all over the floor.
SPATE?
See you later,
Moderator
watermelon
yes it is the past tense of spit
great idea cuz limericks are hard to make
u mustve done this for my sake
cuz im very into rhyme(s)
but limericks take a lot of time
chayavinish is my name
and getting drunk is not a game
but if u do it right
parents shudmnt put up a fight
cuz if its matur for a day
its much better to say hey
ill let my kid bec thats what the rabbis say
diet/to it
i dont know
He needs a lot of help
To stick to this diet
lets give him chizuk
So he can stick to it!
how about:
He needs a lot of help
To stick to this diet
lets give him chizuk
So he can apply it!
I’m sorry to report
that I just saw Howie,
and what he was doing
made me say “wowwee”.
He had a dozen donuts
all of them he was eating.
Just one day on his diet
and he’s already cheating!
Chayav, your poem –
it really stunk,
but what should we expect
from someone who’s drunk?
I hope you’re not insulted,
wherever you’re sitting;
I hope that you realize
that I was just kidding. 🙂
Please back me up,
Moderator 80,
that I would never be unkind
to an elderly lady!
you unkind to a lady?
yes of course
like that woman from haiti
SPATE? “
I think you mean spat, but most people say “spit” even in the past tense.
what’s the obsession with the word “stink/stunk”?:)
he will spit
he spat
he had spate
I though for my rhymes,
you would me thank.
Instead you imply
that my choice of words stank! 🙂
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