Tefilos I learned In New York

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  • January 6, 2011 1:08 pm at 1:08 pm #593996
    eclipse
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    1.Pleeeeaaaassssse, Hashem, help me find a parking spot!(when I had a car)

    2.Pleeeeeeeaaassee, Hashem, help that car service get here already!!(these days)

    3.Pleeeeaaaaassse,Hashem,find the missing B11….(I end up walking)

    ANYONE HERE HAVE OTHERS?

    January 6, 2011 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #726525
    AinOhdMilvado
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    -Pleeeeeease HaSh-m, don’t let Bloomberg raise real estate taxes AGAIN!!!

    -Pleeeeeease HaSh-m, don’t let them change the parking meters to a quarter for FIVE minutes!!!

    -Pleeeeeease HaSh-m, let the NYPD show up as quickly when there is a crime as they do when my parking meter is expired.

    and finally…

    -Pleeeeeease HaSh-m, let the sanitation department which has been soooooooo busy NOT cleaning my street, FINALLY come to take my garbage which has NOT been collected since BEFORE XMAS and is now about 3 stories tall on the curb in front of my house!!!!!!!!

    January 6, 2011 2:55 pm at 2:55 pm #726526
    eclipse
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    The garbage is so bad,we may not even be allowed to SAY tefilos around it!

    January 6, 2011 3:02 pm at 3:02 pm #726527
    Jack Daniels
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    eclipse you also having problems with the b11? i was wondering if they cut buses…

    January 6, 2011 3:20 pm at 3:20 pm #726528
    mewho
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    please ticket the dog owners that do not clean up after their doggies.

    please get me to and from without a bike running me over.

    January 6, 2011 3:23 pm at 3:23 pm #726529
    eclipse
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    Jack…for years it’s the same old story…3 buses come in a row,and then you wait 30 mts.for the next “caravan”!

    January 6, 2011 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #726530
    Jack Daniels
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    yea but lately it feels like they cut …sometimes ill miss the 5:35 bus and there wont be another till 6:00, same thing in the morning

    January 6, 2011 3:30 pm at 3:30 pm #726531
    eclipse
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    Yeah,100% unreliable.

    January 6, 2011 3:34 pm at 3:34 pm #726532
    not I
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    Not only the B11 but the B9 is just as unreliable! And to top it off in the morning there are tons of ppl on it and when it finally turns up it wont let you on!!!

    January 6, 2011 3:44 pm at 3:44 pm #726533
    eclipse
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    I splurge on car services for peace of mind.Worth it.

    January 6, 2011 3:46 pm at 3:46 pm #726534
    eclipse
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    And in decent weather,not under time constraints–I walk.(Ha!Whenever those 2 conditions co-exist)

    January 6, 2011 3:50 pm at 3:50 pm #726535
    Jack Daniels
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    really?? i was told the b9 is better…

    January 6, 2011 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #726536
    crdle
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    Garbage was collected on my block, now they just need to pickup the recycling! which is sitting out for 2 weeks exactly. When I went to work this morning it was still out…

    January 6, 2011 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #726537
    deiyezooger
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    OH I’m so glad I dont live there anymore.

    January 6, 2011 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #726538
    whatrutalkingabt
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    I used to wait for the B11…it was torture. you wait 45 minutes to get on a jammed bus where your nose is stuck in some guys armpit only to find out that there are two buses behind yours…

    Or you wait 45 minutes and dont get on the jammed bus (because last time another 2 pulled up right after…) and then you wait another 45 minutes for the next bus….

    January 6, 2011 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm #726539
    Jack Daniels
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    you took the words rite out of my keyboard :):)

    January 6, 2011 9:01 pm at 9:01 pm #726541
    eclipse
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    A great way for a bus to come quickly for all the freezing people going the other direction,is for ME to be waiting across the street.

    January 9, 2011 3:50 am at 3:50 am #726542
    L613
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    All my NYC tefillos concern the Subway…

    -PLEASE Hashem let the train come fast!

    -PLEASE Hashem, HOLD THE TRAIN and let my metrocard word on the first try!!!!!!

    -Please Hashem, let this be a smooth ride home with no mexican singers or homeless solicitors.

    -Please Hashem, allow for this train to have k’vitzas haderech!!!!

    January 9, 2011 2:26 pm at 2:26 pm #726543
    eclipse
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    L613:I think the singers and the guys somersaulting thru the train make the ride less boring!

    January 9, 2011 3:44 pm at 3:44 pm #726544
    aries2756
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    Hey the B11 hasn’t changed since I was a kid, wadya know!

    January 9, 2011 4:06 pm at 4:06 pm #726545
    eclipse
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    Aries: Sometimes I feel like I’ve been waiting there since my childhood! But since I grew up elsewhere,I realize it’s just a feeling.

    January 9, 2011 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm #726546
    Cedarhurst
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    You wish you had the zchus to have grown up here!

    January 9, 2011 4:19 pm at 4:19 pm #726547
    eclipse
    Member

    In Cedarhurst?

    Have you ever visited Canada,sir?( I mean,ma’am.)

    January 9, 2011 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #726548
    charliehall
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    PLEASE remind my fellow New Yorkers that if you want more services you have to pay higher taxes.

    January 9, 2011 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm #726549
    Cedarhurst
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    Canada? Isn’t that the country somewhere to the North?

    January 9, 2011 4:29 pm at 4:29 pm #726550
    ItcheSrulik
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    Plleeeeease God, let that woman get off her cellphone, the bus, or both.

    Plleeeeeeeease God, let me get across avenue J without getting run over. I’m not asking for miracles here! I’m talking about a GREEN LIGHT!!

    Pleeeease God, let that cop not see that I pulled my bike onto the sidewalk because it’s rush hour and I almost got killed.

    January 11, 2011 8:29 pm at 8:29 pm #726551
    eclipse
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    Cedarhurst…yes.Cold weather,warm people.

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