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A new fast paced word game.
Write only one word.
The object of the game is to write a story each person writting only one word.
Please do not write more then one word even if it is on two seperate posts
let’s see how long our story can go for.
Please include puncuation when needed (. ,ect).
Here goes
Once
There
happened
to
me
and
a
tornato
yellow
something doesn’t make sense over here…?
dragon
Rhinocerous
this isnt going to work unless a moderator stands very close attention all the time eliminating duplicate posts and rapidly approving
i cant
What doesn’t make sense? “Once, there happened to me and a yellow dragon…”
Now shhh… you’re ruining the story. I’m trying to listen.
why not? “Once there happened to me and a yellow dragon something terrible. . .”
Derech- Whats a “there”?- if it happned i’d like to know what it is it seems impt!
callapsed
tower
everywhere
…And can we please change the title to Story Time?
blinky:
you need to learn English grammar. The use of “there” can be used as follows:
Once, there happened to me a shreklechah maaseh. I threw my father out the window a fleishigeh tongs to flip the burgers on the barbeque but instead…
See.
you need to learn English grammar
shreklechah, masseh, fleishigeh… hmmmmmmm sounds like YIDDISH to me:)
But thanx for clarifying, sorry for interrupting your intriguing story, continue listening to Morah.
Thanks for the laugh!Now THIS is a comedy script!
once THERE was a little old ant, thought he could move a rubber tree plant
YOY this is so stupid! I clicked the thread STORYTIME! Thinking I share the best funniest story I have to tell you.
Ok I am going to anyways.
One night it was quiet and late, and I decided to do my telephone banking. So I get some overseas customer representative, he was probablly in India, and who was courteous and friendly. I made a request that he do something and while I was waiting for this request to finish, all was quiet. The house, all around me. And I was just sitting alone.
Suddenly he said : by the way MRS. _______ on behalf of the Bank of _____ we would like to wish you a very Happy Birthday.
I was totally overcome with a strange feeling. Like fear. Just shocked that in the middle of the night some guy overseas would knows today is my BIRTHDAY!!! I felt suddenly uneasy, so I sat up in my chair, still holding on to the ice cream cone I had treated myself to. And I asked :
Excuse me but how do you know its my birthday?
He : WEll MRS._______ at The Bank of __________we know everything.
Me: Oh really? (feeling even more weirded out) (I look around me, then my eyes fall suddenly on the ice cream in my hand). Well Then tell me what flavor ice cream am I eating right now?
He : Unfortuntalely MRS._______ our systems are not that far advanced yet.
ME & Him : Laugh.
Was that not hilarious?
Frumlady- that’s funny!
Reminds me of one night my husband called Sprint and the rep, who was obviously new there, was excusing herself saying that Sprint is having a major “updation”.
She repeated this word about 3 times during the conversation.
(When the updation is complete…bla bla bla.)
She definitely needs some English language skills updation :D.
ha ha no doubt!
Anyone with any other funny customer service stories?
SiDi™
I saw a sign at yoffees in monsey on top of the staircase going down to the basement. instead of saying CAUTION: low ceiling it says CAUTION: low expectations
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