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It was a perfect Chol HAmoed afternoon.
in the Chicken Museum CM
when suddenly the whole ceiling caved in.
(sorry 72, everyone ignore that last post)
It was a perfect Chol HAmoed afternoon in Melbourne, Australia
we saw different types of feathers in the museum and guess what it was so nice that
Across the street someone started yelling.
The 8 year old triplets were playing so nicely and helping with the little ones.
so people ran out
“Help! Help!”
Pashkevilin!
And everyone was there taking pictures. The fans and the papparazi…
which admour? of Avenue K or Avenue S?? You know there was a machloikes which son should take over…
Please be careful, Elvis screamed from the back of the limousine. we have Admoor MJ with his friend junior MJ coming to visit this great museum,,,,,chickens and feathers, and maybe some goose for all the children to look
The admur Michoel Yackson!
The admour took a kvitel from squeak.
BS”D
And he replied with his usual brochos of “Shygetz Aross. Schecht’em oooon a brooooche!”
Squeak said,, Admour, what should I do in the museum to learn how to be a good jew
so he relied eat esrog jelly
And the admour told squeak to join Hatzolah.
thanks Admour for ur great advice. Squeak said.And Hatzolah he joined and esrog jelly he ate.But all of the sudden the gates of the museum were closed and he was alone to fear on. It was getting dark and he heard noises just coming out
So squeak called his buddy mod 80 together they thanked the admour for his wonderful advice.
And they made sure to give a donation to the shteibel on Ave S.
And the Admour crossed his hands on squeaks head whilst muttering to you my son I do bless with arichas yomim.
Squeak was so grateful! But oh no how were they going to get out of the museum?
squeak became a tourist attraction in the museum as the oldest object within.
And mod 80 was a tourist attraction as the youngest object there. People would come in crowds just to see such amazing sights!
They charged a quarter to see and a dollar to touch these museum objects.
They raised many dollars.
not content to have a rookie mod as a tourist attraction the moderation panel quickly nominated 26 to go rescue 80. as soon as 26 returns from dinner, we will tell 26 of the assignment.
But 80 doesn’t want to be rescued! “This is better than winning the lottery or selling bottled water” mod 80 said
back in mod HQ, they realize that 80 has been re-programmed and they need a highly trained mod who lives for danger, but 86 was at a greeting card convention and yours truly is still trying out all the whole wheat pizza recipes.
is 26 up for the job or will 26 go the way of 80 and become a tourist attraction…
and will the new mod 70/80/82/89 take over?
*kapusta aka mod 80* 😉
Only time will tell…….26…..
squeak is anxious in his exhibit.
So he whispers to 80 “pssst what do you say we make a run for it?” 80 doesn’t answer yet
Museum security gets wind of an escape attempt.
26 finally finished his massive BBQ dinner, and set out to rescue those in need of his superpowers.
Joey tried to get in on the secret mission but hopped the wrong flight and ended up in Bangladesh in the middle of typhoon season and hasn’t been heard from since.
So I flew in with my private jet to rectify the situation and ensure the public would not miss, even a moment, of the squeak exhibit.
Uh…. Who’s Joey?
That’s my pet name for Joseph, duh.
A superhero.
wannabe
As my agents secured the perimeter, the safety of squeak and 80 was successfully ensured.
Okay okay sorry…. So Joey is locking 80 and squeak back into the exhibits so that all the little kids could have something to do on chol hamoed
26 found a nifty key chain in the museum gift shop.
A museum guide was posted nearby to explain to the children that squeak was once young and agile, and now 80 is the same.
A key chain with a mini squeak and a mini 80.
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