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A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, “Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m two miles past my stop already!”
Q. If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History
Month, what happens the rest of the year?
A. Discrimination.
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That’s not funny!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they never change anything!
Q: Why is it so hard for feminists to find men that are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A: Because all those men are already married.
huh? joseph?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it to you.
Q: How many men does it take to fix a woman’s watch?
A: Why does she need a watch? There’s a clock on the oven!
moski,
how did you dig this up?
but thanks anyway now I know how to access Joe’s old profile (Sept 2006) thats ancient!
coffee it was the last humor and entertainment topic
Interesting. It had zero replies when it was up the first time.
A feminist walks into a bar… Ouch!
Saw a bumper stick once that said “Feminism – G-d’s gift to nobody”
coffee howd you look at the profile
A feminist was walking down the street when she noticed that it was raining and and dogs–literally. She overheard a conversation between a dog and a kitten. While falling, the dog asked the kitten how he felt. He answered “Me scared. No like boo-boo”. Then when they landed the dog asked the same question again. This time the poor creature said “Me owww(ch)”
If you’re wondering what this has to do with her being feminist, it has nothing whatever to do with it. You’re supposed to wonder.
Are we trying to flush OOM out of hiding, or something?
I already tried 🙁
next time you meet a feminist, try this for kicks:
“you’re a feminist??…..(sigh) isn’t that just precious!”
next time you meet a democrat, try this for kicks:
“you’re a democrat??…..(sigh) isn’t that just precious!”
Next time you meet your wife try this for kicks. “You’re my wife… (sigh) isn’t that precious”
You got it! also works with anything else you can think of.
(You’re a CR poster… (sigh) isn’t that precious.)
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