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WANTED: A Wednesday Headline


hel.jpgIf you were a newspaper editor, and needed a headline for Wednesday morning (following election day), what would you use?

Kindly post your headlines in the comment section.

Examples

1) “McCain beats Obama in stunning upset”

2) “Many Dems admitted to emergency rooms”

3) “NY Times newsroom’s windows sealed for fear of jumpers”

4) “San Francisco declares a fast day”

5) “Bill introduced in Congress for free therapy to all blacks”

NOTE: PLEASE POST HEADLINES ONLY, ANTHING ELSE WILL NOT BE APPROVED.



98 Responses

  1. “Supreme Court investigates constitutionality of withholding therapy for needy whites”

    “Jesus Returns, with haircut”

  2. FINALLY IT’S OVER – PALIN WAS DRAG ON TICKET
    PALIN DAUGHTER NOW CANCELS NUPS – TO BE UNWED MOTHER

    OBAMA LANDSLIDE
    NAMES PALIN SEC OF INTERIOR
    MCCAIN TO HEAD DEFENSE DEPT
    LIEBERMAN NAMED SEC OF STATE

    MCCAIN DEFEATED – PALIN ANNOUNCES 2012 BID FOR PRES.

    RECORD VOTE REPUDIATES REPUBLICANS – BUSH ACCEPTS BLAME

  3. Main Headline: “RECOUNT DEMANDED”

    Sub-title: “Obama with Rev. wright at his side declares racism and demands a full recount and instant coronation”

  4. “Obama Wins! Millions Rally in Celebration in Cities across Country”

    “Bush and GOP Repudiated in Landslide Loss. Democrat Party Captures Senate and House Seats in Deep Red States.”

  5. “obama wins! osama attacks (biden was right)”

    “Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.” Joe Biden during campaign speech/fundraiser

  6. headline: “obama appoints william ayers as director of the NOAA”

    subtitle: “he led a group of weathermen, so I figured he would be perfect”

    (NOAA = National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

  7. Bad news comes in 3’s
    2 days ago, Obama’s campaign manager died.
    Yesterday, his grandmother died.
    What will be today? Will his dream die?

  8. Socialism wins, America begins its irreversible slide off the map.

    Obama to suspend the notion of ‘private property’ as the beginning of his campaign to “spread the wealth”.

    Biden: We told you it would be a “change”!

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