Dear Benjamin,
The gemara was not written in aramaic. It was spoken. The proper way to read gemara is as a dialogue. They are talking – not writing.
The same is true for the Targum. It was an ongoing translation of the verses that were being read from inside the Torah. It wasn’t written down until much later.
I don’t care about the issue. Just that your points aren’t true.
If you want to remold the Shelah Hakadosh into a Chaicago Ebonix Rap, I won’t stop you.