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Ladies and Gentlebeings, I give you the Blunder Bird, a species that flaps its feathers in the face of danger… and usually face-plants into it.

Imagine a creature with a body rounder than a beach ball, legs shorter than a dwarf, and wings that would make a bumblebee blush. You now have a Blunder Bird. These birds are as graceful as a hippopotamus in a tutu, making their attempts at flight as successful as a three-legged dog in a sack race.

The Blunder Bird’s beak is larger than its brain, causing it to frequently poke itself in the eye, or drop the worm it worked so hard to catch. Its feathers are as sparse as a bald man’s hairline, making it look like it’s just finished a round of chemotherapy.

Despite these setbacks, the Blunder Bird remains as optimistic as a Vogon at a poetry contest. It continues to try and fly, even though it knows it’ll end up as a tasty treat for the local raptors. But its antics are so charming, even the most cynical of creatures can’t help but smile at its comical displays.

In conclusion, the Blunder Bird may be the evolutionary equivalent of a laughing stock, but its indomitable spirit and contagious joy make it a beloved creature in the animal kingdom… and in the hearts of those who appreciate the absurd.

Aaq,

How do you know we weren’t used as a test run?

The Machlokes (disagreement) between the Vilna Gaon and Rav Meir in Baba Kama concerns whether a watchman who steals corn from the field he is watching must pay back the value of the corn or the value of the flour that can be made from the corn. The Vilna Gaon holds that he must pay back the value of the corn, while Rav Meir holds that he must pay back the value of the flour.

I asked: do we pasken like Beis Shammai or Beis Hillel?
It depends on the situation. Generally, we follow the opinion of Beis Hillel, but in certain cases, the opinion of Beis Shammai may be more appropriate.