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I am on a plane. But it is not a good plane. In fact, I would say it is a very bad plane. But that is ok. Because I have a window seat. Other people do not have a window seat. So for them it is not ok.
@troll
Good luck to you.
I am sorry you fly on bad planes.
That said I only book/fly in aisle seats, not interested in the curved wall of the window seat.
I like to get up at will and stretch my legs.
When Mrs. CTL was still alive we always booked aisle seats across from each other.
The only time I fly seated in a window seat is when it is also an aisle seat in private planes.I think it’s time YWN put it place age restrictions on commenters. Let’s start with ages 8+ and go from there.
Today’s session is over. We’ll see you next week.
I pray that you’re on a plane to the holy land and remain there forever.
I once (OK a few times) had a better seat. It was a window seat. The front window. And I had the fun of flying it.
Aisle seat rocks!
(Get claustrophobic otherwise 😏)
Have a safe trip and return safely BE”H
Zaphod,
I too suffer from existential angst.
Sometimes I think I am Frog. Other times I am Toad.
Sometimes I feel like Benjamin Compton.
These days, I am usually Claude Frollo.oy planes
such pains
can make you insane
are you going to maine
ich mein?Has anyone recently made an effort to push you out of the emergency exit in flight? If so, Happy Landings.
It’s called a Good Achis!!
Instead of being so fancy. Why don’t you just stick with simple and plane which leads to humility and the road to greatness.
I’m beginning to notice that it’s hard to construct anything about any personality on the internet based on what they write. (Such as troll/not, smart/not, age, etc.)
If anything, trying too hard kind of messes with you. Too many possibilities. And often too hard to guess tone in plain writing.
Are you kidding?!? Planes fly in the clouds!!! That’s where all the internet stuff is… Cloud based
Zaphod, that’s because you’re not on an airplane. You’re on a Vogon ship. Seek out the Dentrassi. They may be able to provide a kosher meal while you’re listening to Vogon poetry.
Wait, are you telling me that if I want to access my internet, I just have to go into the clouds? The simple ways to access things are just insane.
Paw,
That’s why the things found on the internet aren’t Torah
לא בשמים היא
I hear
“This time I wasn’t flying Vogon interplanetary. But some of the stewardesses were just as bad. Not exactly a heart of gold if you know what I’m saying.”
You flew spirit?
no wow airlines
Talking about flying…. anyone flew recently and had a very bad experience with the tsa security. I did and want to know where I can put my complaints forward to? Is it to the ag of ny?
Trilliant, Zaphod.
Wow, this thread is still alive….
Zaphod, I’m sorry I mistyped a letter.
And I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. But while people obviously don’t come into the CR to make constructive use of their time, they also don’t want to completely waste their time. And posting nonsensical topics meaning and saying nothing does waste the time of those who click on it.Did your plane crash?
Where did your plane land?
In Israel or on top of the white house or in Iran?on another planet
Probably
@Zaphod,
Next time you fly, you just might consider taking a few packets of peanuts with you. Don’t wait until the flight attendants bring them around. You never know when you may need that extra protein. Oh, and DON’T PANIC! Air travel is mostly harmless.
I don’t even know, what to respond to this.
Zaphod Beeblebrox,
“Stupid planes that get delayed on the tarmac and stick me between two incredibly obese mammals”
Yeah! Next time you should just walk, or take a horse-drawn cart on bumpy or muddy rutted wagon roads with bandits in the woods 😀
So I guess this time you didn’t have a window seat, cause then you wouldn’t have been between two people.
Go into a shul and put yourself between two learned talmidei chachomim and learn from their ways.
If you don’t want to be stuck between 2 incredibly obese mammals you can pay to choose your seat. If you insist on flying an airline that doesn’t allow seat selection (even for a price) it’s your own fault.
Why don’t you the next time you need to travel
somewhere far rather it’s for business or pleasure. Why don’t you instead find a different way of travel if it means driving yourself on a long trip through the country or maybe take the train instead and I think when your trip is over you’ll have a complete new perspective and real appreciation for planes and flying even with bad customer service provided.Looking forward to all of us flying soon on the YWN coffee room private plane to Yerushalyim with Mashiach and the rebuilding of the Bais Hamikdosh bkarov.
Even the failure of stupid planes can have severe consequences.
“But this time I got a window seat. So it is marginally less stupid.”
So now you can be stuck between one or 2 “incredibly obese mammals” and a window and we’ll read about your childish complaining.
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