A bird rushing to the nearest bathroom didn’t quite make it, instead spreading its fecal matter on anyone who dared to be below it; in this case, it was the president of the United States.
As President Joe Biden began an address in which he blamed Russia for 8.5% inflation in the U.S. over the past year, a bird unleashed a white splatter just above Biden’s U.S. flag pin on his lapel.
Following his 25-minute speech, Biden mingled with guests at the event, none of whom appeared to have the guts to tell him of the unsightly slop displayed prominently on his suit.
The bird, likely mortified by his public display of incontinence, did not make itself available for comment.
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Just for that the GOP should change their mascot from an elephant to a bird
Go ahead. Everyone else does.
I am suprised that Biden noticed, but the question is: was it a Russian bird or a Republican bird?
If it happened on Shabbos in Jerusalem, it would be a sign of good luck. And if you want to see bird-brains pooping on the US president, just tune in to Fox “News”.
Hi!
i am that bird, and i did it on purpose!
Ironic how the bird went right after Biden mentioned being “made in America”
Considered good luck in many cultures.
No, it was corn. He was standing next to a huge pile of corn during a speech in a corn production plant in Iowa, and videos from the event show corn falling form the ceiling into the pile
We now know that it was a Russian bird sending a message from the Kremlin. Actually, a Russian drone disguised as a bird.
The bird thought it was a statue.