A Modern Orthodox, Yeshivish and big Rosh Yeshiva die at the same time. They’re greeted by an Angel. He says to the modern Orthodox, “You’ve lived a good life. Go to room 22 but be very quiet when you pass room 8.”
Next he tells the Yeshivish man, “You were a big masmid. Go to room 17, but be very quiet when you pass room 8.”
Next he tells the Rosh Yeshiva, “You taught so much Torah. Go to room 12 but be very quiet when you pass room 8.”
The Rosh Yeshiva says, “I understand putting us in different rooms but why do we have to be quiet when we pass room 8?”
The Angel responds, “Because the Chasidim are in room 8 and they think they’re the only ones here.”
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