SK
“Who decided on the names of these countries?”
You did. some you chose to use their English names (Russia, Libya) some you chose Hebrew names (Mitzrayim)
some not sure what you are using, In what language is Europe “yireh pe”? I guess yiddish is close but that isnt English nor Hebrew.
I’m all for good Purim Torah, andthe above is pretty harmless, made me smile
however this part of your Purim Torah:
“B”Av is the 11 month of the year from how we follow for the last thousands of years starting from Rosh Hashanah as Tishrei as the first month.”
Is probably a bitul mitzvas aseh according to the Ramban. Although there are heterim to use other months or names etc, if you are activly assigning a new numbering system to Jewish months that seems to be an active bitul aseh