pretty famous joke. but if u didn’t hear it yet, it’s a good one.
A lawyer is driving down the street in his sports car when he sees the most miserable looking man he’s ever seen. His clothes are torn and dirty, he’s skinny as skin, and his glasses are held together with a string.
“Sir,” he asks, rolling down the window, “have you eaten anything today?”
“No,” the man said. “Except for some grass.”
“Oh my goodness,” the lawyer says. “Well, hop in the car. I’ll take you over to my estate.”
The man can’t believe his good fortune and eagerly hops into the car. “Can my wife and child come, too?” he asks.
“Yes,” the lawyer responds, “But I’m in a bit of a hurry.”
“They’re just down the block,” the man says, pointing. “I have elderly parents who are ill. Maybe they can come along?”
“Sure, sure,” the lawyer says. “We just have to hurry.”
“And how about my sister in law? She’s been living with us for the past month, after she was evicted.”
“As long as we do it fast,” the lawyer says, a tad impatiently, “I don’t care how many people. The grass in my backyard is over foot long.”