A man walks into a pet shop.
“How much is that parrot?” he asks.
“Ten thousand dollars.”
“What? Ten grand for a parrot??”
“This is no simple parrot. He knows the entire sefer tehillim by heart.”
“Oh, I understand. How much is that parrot?”
“Twenty thousand.”
“What???? Twenty grand for a parrot??”
“This is no simple parrot. He know the entire tehillim and mishnayes by heart.”
“Oh. How much is that one?”
“Fifty thousand.”
“What??????”
“Yes. He knows tehillim, mishnayos, and the entires has buy heart.”
“Wow. Well, how much is that one?”
“One hundred thousand.”
“What???? What does he know?????”
“To be honest, I’m not sure what he knows. But all the other parrots refer to him as “Kvod HaRav.”
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