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A groom meets his future father in law for the first time.
“What do you do for a living?” the father in law asks.
“I learn Torah,” the groom responds.
“But how do you plan on supporting yourself when you get married.”
“I learn Torah,” the groom replied, “and I’m confident God will help me.”
“Well, you’re gonna have kids? How will you support them?”
“I learn Torah. God will help.”
“But for how long? Are you planning on marrying off your kids?”
“Yes, of course. I’m going to learn and I trust in God to help me.”

A few hours later, the future FIL meets his friend.
“Hey, how’s your daughter doing? And the chosson? Is he nice?”
“He’s such a sweet guy,” the FIL responds. “He just met me for the first time and already thinks I’m God.”