Reply To: How To Exit the Coffee Room

UJM: There was a chassidishe nigun about the Hotel California in the mid-70s sung by a group called the אָדלער. The lyrics were roughly as follows:

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
“Relax, ” said the night manager
“We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! “