If this were “real” it would have sounded like this:
My son, he shud be gezint, is shoin zechtzen yoor, und I vant him to already be in sh’deechim, but he’s very modern, in err vill nisht. I vant he shud have an easier experience in de parsha, not like me vat started ven I vas 21, in ich hu’gehat a shverre tzeit. So I need some advice, should I ask my Rebbe, vud he tink like I’m crazy?