I am just waiting for the next crisis.
The experts will convene to discuss the declining birthrate in the West.
Professors will organize Think Tanks.
All will ponder, Why is it that the birthrate is sinking?
Those brilliant penetrating intellects will then realize it is the fault of the lack of incentives at play.
Michelle Obama’s school lunch program took the will away from parents to subject their children to it.
After all who would want to force a child to go through 8 years of that?
And to get them all Avocado toast?
Think of the cost!
So we must reverse course!
No less then CNN and the the NY Times followed by WaPo will trumpet editorials about the obvious need to incentivize child bearing!
It is the consensus view!
All experts agree that only proper incentives will get the birthrate numbers up!
A new program will be started,
“Have a child get-Free Burgers & Fries for life”
Ready for two children?
Get Free soda as well!
But have no fear no Bug Gulps will be given out!
That’s to unhealthy plus you need to use environmentally unsafe straws!
Of course the free burgers and Fries will the engender a new crisis of declining longevity due to a prevalence of heart attacks.
At which point the brilliant think tanks professionals and media personality’s will have another crisis to solve.