What would they hold if I married my Dog?!?
Would he/she get my Worldly Possessions?!?
Great question. What do you think. What if you dog was gay? What if your dog owned a slave? What if your dog went to Harvard and was more intelligent then you?
Also, I want to know what happens if an ant tries to sue me. Then there is that Chimp that took that picture. What are his rights.
Btw, remind me why you are asking ridiculous questions. What do they have to do with the morals of the Founding fathers? Also what does the founding fathers’ morals have to do with morals today. Were they so stupid that they ever suggested their moral views will be the exact same folks 200+ years later would have? I mean if you answer that yes, then the founding fathers were idiots and no reason to respect their views.