“Till then I’ll point out every single meshugas.”
YO pointing these out, doesn’t win any arguments. they make you seem so insecure.
why are you so obsessed with trivial things call it “Israel” wear whatever you ant on your head. YOU care more than any body I’ve met
you ask “I have to somehow believe that when Satmar was created less than a century ago, they magically knew better than the Bet Yosef? Rambam?”
NO!! who asked you to believe that? If you want chasidishe shechita, go for it if you dont, dont.
(Of course if you want to know what it is, ask, learning new things is always good but that isnt what uou did)
In short, why are you so insecure? be proud of your heritage