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June 11, 2019 11:42 am at 11:42 am #1740208LightbriteParticipant
Does Joseph live in Eretz Yisroel?
I thought that he lived on the east coast, either in Flatbush, Kiryas Joel, Williamsburg, or another famously frum city.
Yet, it looks like he posted during Shavuos, Eastern time if he was living in NY or NJ.
Where on earth is Joseph located?
Thanks!
June 11, 2019 11:43 am at 11:43 am #1740432YW Moderator-29 👨💻ModeratorI assume you realize we aren’t going to answer that question…
June 11, 2019 1:23 pm at 1:23 pm #1740434zahavasdadParticipantJoseph would never move to the Zionist occupied country until Moshiach comes
June 11, 2019 1:25 pm at 1:25 pm #1740454JosephParticipant1. Wherever he lives, he might be somewhere else at any given time.
2. Timestamps in the CR are when the mod approved the post, not when the post was submitted. (Until about 4 years ago it was based on when it was submitted, but that has since changed.) Whatever timestamps you object to only show when the mod was active, not when the poster was active. So your question might be is the mod in EY.
3. In any event, not sure what you’re talking about altogether. Everything falls outside yuntif on the East Coast.
Last pre-yuntif timestamp:
June 7, 2019 7:18 pm at 7:18 pm
First post-yuntif timestamp:
June 11, 2019 6:05 am at 6:05 am4. As to your original question, I live in a total state of ruchniyos with no regard to physical location. (This point I’m sure will provide plenty of fodder to those lacking a sense of humor.)
June 11, 2019 1:25 pm at 1:25 pm #1740465PhilParticipantLightbrite,
One can never really know anything for certain about Josephine. That said, our resident troll spews forth a continuous stream of praise for “holy” Brooklyn and criticism of the growing majority of world Jewry who defy the imaginary ban of living in Eretz Yisrael before Mashiach’s arrival.
June 11, 2019 1:25 pm at 1:25 pm #1740480TGIShabbosParticipantNarrow it down by continent
June 11, 2019 1:26 pm at 1:26 pm #1740466ForshayerParticipantMaybe he does live on the East Coast but only holds 1 day? Maybe he really isn’t Frum at all? Who knows, who cares?
June 11, 2019 2:25 pm at 2:25 pm #1740537Neville ChaimBerlinParticipantI don’t find the timestamps to be accurate. I wonder if there should be an official rule regarding accusations of chillul shabbos based on timestamps. This isn’t the first time this topic has come up in the CR.
June 11, 2019 3:37 pm at 3:37 pm #1740541YosselehParticipantHe lives under a bridge where he waits for goats to trip-trap by.
June 11, 2019 3:39 pm at 3:39 pm #1740557Yabia OmerParticipantI also noticed Joseph was mechalel chag. Hashem yechaper baado
Where do you see that? And as stated above, it would be the mods who were mechalel Chag, not the poster. – 29
June 11, 2019 4:23 pm at 4:23 pm #1740575LightbriteParticipantI didn’t mean to imply that Joseph G-d forbid was mechalel Shabbos or Yom Tov.
I thought that maybe figuring out his time zone would give insight to his whereabouts.
Truth is that sometimes I see someone and wonder if it’s Joseph. All I know is that Joseph is at least older than Bar Mitzvah age.
Joseph could be anyone.
Any of us.
June 11, 2019 5:22 pm at 5:22 pm #1740645Yabia OmerParticipantI still want Hashem to be Mechaper baado (or baada, hard to tell). That doesn’t change.
June 11, 2019 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm #1741205LoshenhoraParticipantanyone remember the song written about the kidnapping of Yossi
Called EYFO YOSSELEJune 11, 2019 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1741216Ex-CTLawyerParticipantJoseph has posted in the past that he is employed by the New York City Public School System.
June 11, 2019 9:11 pm at 9:11 pm #1741219ZeesKiteParticipantJoseph: “I live in a total state of …”
WOW!! That we have reached this day!!!
Straight out of his mouth (or keyboard). He lives in a state… a state is a Medina, no?
June 11, 2019 10:32 pm at 10:32 pm #1741231LightbriteParticipantCTLAWYER!!! Thank you for your clue 🙂
June 11, 2019 10:32 pm at 10:32 pm #1741232LightbriteParticipantJoseph, are you pro-public school or at least semi-pro-public school?
June 12, 2019 12:50 pm at 12:50 pm #1741561ubiquitinParticipant“Joseph could be anyone. Any of us.”
Joseph is all of us. We all have an inner Joseph telling us to do foolish things. for example that urge to touch a wall that says “wet paint” is our inner Joseph talking.
June 12, 2019 1:44 pm at 1:44 pm #1741590jdbParticipantI went to yeshiva with Joseph. Quite sure he is not in EY, though we did lose touch some time ago.
June 12, 2019 4:43 pm at 4:43 pm #1741642etzharParticipantTo have a thread like this shows that we have nothing better to do with our time. And I was just as guilty to read it! … And post. Could have learnt a whole Mishna.
June 12, 2019 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #1741708☕️coffee addictParticipantNo, I’m not joe
I remember posting that I had a dream that I met joe in his house but I can’t find the post
June 12, 2019 6:09 pm at 6:09 pm #1741733JosephParticipantCA: It wasn’t a dream. It was a while ago now, but when we met (it was a random coincidence that we even figured out that we know each other from here) you told me that meeting me is like a dream for you.
But me an jdb go back a long way.
ubiq: I’m y’all’s inner Pintele Yid.
Lightbrite: I believe government should fund any school of every parent’s choice. Regardless of religion or lack thereof, public or private.
ZeesKite: Am I Mishne L’Melech of said Medina?
June 12, 2019 6:38 pm at 6:38 pm #1741738☕️coffee addictParticipant“CA: It wasn’t a dream. It was a while ago now, but when we met (it was a random coincidence that we even figured out that we know each other from here) you told me that meeting me is like a dream for you.“
🙄
I’m glad you’re not telling the truth for once (that would be a nightmare)
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