“The Mekubal Mantra”, by an anonymous author:
What should you give to your mekubal?
Every dollar, every Rubel
Every shekel, every lira,
Sell your dishes, sell your dira
Brachos, brachos they will bring
Go hock your spouse’s wedding ring
Brachos come to all our givers
You have no cash? Go sell your livers
Give us euros and you’ll merit
Bill Gates croaks and you inherit
Gimme, gimme all your moolah
And I’ll pray for your segulah
We’re gatekeepers of G-d’s castle
Grease our palms; you’re in, no hassle
Some are skeptics, that’s so tragic
How can you doubt mekubal magic?
Your destiny we are controlling
Your payments get the brachos rolling
In the future (which we can foresee)
You’ll transfer all your cash to me
I’m not the author, but am sharing with the author’s permission.
an Israeli Yid