Alas, there was only one place to find clothing without buttons, Paris, Texas!
But to go to Texas, they’d have to cross the border between Texas and another US state.
Baruch dug for his driver’s license, which his wife’s dog’s cousin buried in the backyard.
Soon enough Baruch, O’Keffle and the sheepish man were in Baruch’s pink Cadillac. His wife earned the snazzy card
from her Mary Kay sales success.
There they were, like three musketeers on the road to Paris! Off to buy buttonless clothing!