Vaccinator: Guess what?! I just did research and discovered that the increase in autism over the past twenty years is directly correlated with the marked increase in avocado consumption!
Yep, you heard it here first: AVOCADOS CAUSE AUTISM!!
Doomsday: And how many people developed high fevers and seizures within hours of eating
avocados and then regressed into autism or dropped dead?
Are Avocados full of neurotoxins like mercury and aluminum? Do Avocados contain live viruses?
Are there THOUSANDS of people stating that they or their children became autistic after eating avocados?
Are there dozens of Published Peer Reviewed Studies stating that avocados cause Autism?
ARE YOU MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF?
I DARE YOU TO ANSWER!
Writing in caps is the equivalent of yelling and you need to stop yelling. It is rude, and it is not helping you make your point. It is only irritating posters and making you look a bit unhinged. PLEASE STOP YELLING OR WE WILL START DELETING YOUR POSTS!!
I hope that was clear