Reply To: Inappropriate intermingling at Chasunas 💃🍸🍷🕺

Of course not Joseph.
Instead, women should attend weddings wearing plastic shopping bags over their heads. (-the ones you get your groceries in, after you remove the groceries)
This will solve a host of problems.
First of all, the high cost of sheitels (IMHO the sheitel crisis doesn’t get enough attention) as it will now be unnecessary to buy nice ones.
Second, women will not go into the men by keitzad as they won’t be able to see anything anyway.
Third, nosy ladies (and the occasional man who for sure shouldn’t be doing this) won’t be able to ask, “who’s the blonde girl in the blue floral gown? she looks just right for my Shmerel” as nosy ladies won’t see the kalla maidel and will have no idea she’s blonde.
Fourth, people like the OP will enjoy weddings much more and being b’simcha will enhance their ability to be misameizch Chassan v’Kallah.
We will also have a fine environmentally friendly answer for the people who want to enact a plastic shopping bag ban.
A great idea all around, if I may say so myself.
Let’s see how many signatures we can get on the Kol Korei.