When I was in high school, one day our math teacher was yelling at us, when he suddenly started looking very pale, and clutching his chest. Then he collapsed.
So, we took his body, and hid it in the closet where the rebbi kept his coat.
You should have seen the rebbi’s face when he opened the door!
We were laughing so hard! It was so funny! I mean, imagine you open the door to the closet, and a dead body falls out! And so clever!