One year I got some fake blood capsules. I stuck one in my mouth, and right after class, went up to the teacher’s desk. Our teacher was an older man, who was kind of slow – I don’t know how he managed to do anything. Anyway, I walked up behind him, and tapped him. When he turned, I leaned so that his arm knocked into my jaw area (not too hard), then bit on the blood capsule. He turned around and saw bright red “blood” streaming out of my mouth. He almost had a heart attack! (Seriously, he turned white, began shaking, and fell back into his chair.)
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