More funny at the time, well, here goes.
You know when you’re dating and sometimes the girl has no grasp of what sarcasm is. Well, one time when I was dating, after about a half an hour I warmed up a little and started to share my sense of humor.
I quickly realized that this girl was just not getting any whiff
of sarcasm even with a strong emphasis on my tone. Realizing that there was no chance of a future with a girl that doesn’t get me, or it.
So I became curious as to what was the limit, and if I could push it. When would she finally say “I don’t believe you.”
I started being sarcastic making up stuff I did, places I went,
being chased by cops, arabs, miraculously escaping trouble.
I believe I told her I lightly hit some drunk guy with the car, and since nobody noticed including him, I just kept on going.
LOL! Her eyes got wider and wider but she kept on believing.
It was too funny, she started thinking I was insane, but totally believed everything. I started worrying about my reputation so I told her to keep my adventures private as I was confiding in her.
There was much silence from her the rest of the date as she couldn’t top my stories.
When I pulled up in front of her house, the car was still moving when she flung open the door, bolting out like the car was on fire. She probably just needed the restroom.
I didn’t even have to tell the Shadchan no or the reason B”H,
She was very clear in her refusal to try again.
I felt kind of bad…
cause I had some more awesome stories to tell her.
I guess she was embarrassed to tell others she dated an adventurer
because B”H I never had to explain to the Shadchan what went on.