Jax-
Dr. Pepper: outstanding stories, so wacky, yet pure entertainment!
that’s great your out of the parsha for a bunch of years! seems like in your case the mrs. saved you! 😉
Yes, I do thank the other Dr. Pepper all the time for taking me out of the parsha. She says that Hashem made me go through all this to make me appreciate her more.
Over Pesach, for the anniversary of our engagement, I wrote her a Da-yainu poem-
Even if you only went out with me to (temporarily) get the Shadchanim off my back- Da-yainu.
Even if all you ever did for me was marry me and get me out of the parsha- Da-yainu.
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