BS”D
Mazel tov.
And now for my favorite chassune joke:
The son of a Federal Koilel yungermann became engaged to the daughter of his father’s “business” partner who learned in a similar koilel.
The father wished his son: “May you be zoiche to burn down binyonim adei ad!” And the kallah’s father reminded the couple: “Don’t forget to take out a good insurance policy on your bayis neemon beYisroel!”
Needless to say, you are not from such illustrious, or should I say illuminating, stock and will not receive or chas vesholom live up to such brochos!