My Dear Shticky Guy,
I don’t know why,
Considering you really do try,
That you’d assume you got the jackpot,
When all you hit was a crackpot.
If you were after #500,
You’ll have to try again,
On a ‘nother thread I would presume,
Cause on this thread I did get,
The fifth hundred post you wished to boast.
Being humble as I am,
I wish you luck as best as I can,
To reach this 500th milestone I’ve just achieved,
On a new thread where you can have a run.