A YOUNG YESHIVA BOCHER NAMED MOSES
DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HIS HEAD TO HIS TOESES.
HE LEARNED DAY AND NIGHT,
EVEN BY CANDLELIGHT,
HE SO TIRED THAT IN CLASS HE JUST DOZES!!
THERE’S A YOUNG JEWISH LADY NAMED CARRIE
TOLD HER FOLKS SHE WAS READY TO MARRY!
HER DAD SAID “COR BLIMEY”
“I HOPE IT’S A HYMIE
AND NOT ANY TOM, DICK OR HARRY”!!
MR.LEVY BUMPED INTO MR. COHEN,
“TELL ME MAX ARE YOU COMING OR GOIN'”
“MY TAX INSPECTER IS DUE
THAT’S ALWAYS A TO-DO,
I’M NOT SURE IF I’M TO-ING OR FRO-ING”!!
THERE’S NO FUTURE FOR OUR MOTHERHOOD,
AS YOUNG GIRLS WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD.
LOW CUT BLOUSES AND SHORT SKIRTS
MAKE THEM ALL LOOK LIKE FLIRTS,
AND GO AGAINST THE RULES OF THE TALMUD!!
THERE WAS A YOUNG RABBI NAMED HADLEY
WHOSE CONGREGATION TREATED HIM BADLY.
A HOUSE IN A POOR STREET
HE COULD NOT MAKE ENDS MEET,
HE WALKED FROM HIS POST RATHER SADLY.
THE CONGREGATION BUILT A NEW SHUL* *BET KNESSET
THE COMMITTEE SAID “LET’S HAVE A POOL”
THE POOL DREW IN THE FLOCK
AT ALL HOURS OF THE CLOCK,
IT WAS LIKENED TO AN ADULT PLAYSCHOOL!!