Rivky drank her coffee, savoring the special flavor that had been placed there by Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones. Little did she know that that particular special flavor had multiple reactions to the shidduch vaccine. She instantly developed the ability to read the minds of anyone who cooked, baked or otherwise prepared the food she ate. She also instantly developed an addiction to artificial turkey.
Meanwhile, Juan Javier Jose Julio Jones finally found out who his long-time pen pal was. It was Bereishes Ben Avraham. No wonder they had connected at first letter exchange. They were both coffee nerds. Though counterfeit Starbuckses are quite different from normal gourmet vegan cruelty-free coffee businesses, which could only lead to some violent debate.