What a hypocrite! How dare you come on and give sanctimonious mussar about the innocuous computerized tomography, using the offensive screen name you do.
Do you know what horrors your screen name awakens in me? Can you imagine the torture I went through in a grade between fourth and sixth, with a rebbe whose last name started with a letter somewhere between K and M? Are you so callous and insensitive to use that offensive screen name, and so unembarrassingly falsely pious as to even use it in a post innocently written by a member of that most noble proffesion, legal council?
For shame (how I shudder to even think it), 5L.