Reply To: Why leave your dirty tissue on the table in Shul?

Or you need one of those buttons that you push that pulls the lever for the floorboards to drop and bamm… no mo’ tissues

Only problem is now the shul’s got issues

So hold onto your chair

Cuz snotty rags be flying through the air

They drop to level underground

Bochurim cheerin’ all around

Now I said the shul’s got issues

And it’s deeper than tissues