LU: If her response was, “because you sleep over at other people’s houses (on Shabbos),” IMHO that’s a very very good thing.
IME, Five year olds will tell you everything.
Everything that they think
Everything that their parents say
Everything that they heard
Whatever
If the worst thing that you do in this child’s eyes is sleep over at someone else’s house, which is strange maybe because it’s not like mommy and daddy sleep over at strangers’ houses so why is LU here and maybe that means whatever it is because she is different [which is based on her observations as a child understanding this great universe], then if you weren’t a girl, I’d say that you might have a good shot at being Moshiach 🙂