noitallmr-
Thank you.
That reminds me of the old joke about a community leader who wanted to enjoy the praise one receives at their hesped while he was still alive.
He was lauded for his kindness, generosity, tzidkus, vast knowledge, and so on.
Joseph-
Thank you.
Here are my responses:
b) At cut and paste? agreed
c) When I do my resume, I want your number