1) Turn the plane upside down
2) Put it in reverse
3) Drop it where it is
4) Call 911. Tell ’em you’re waiting till they send someone to help.
5) Press the {F8} button – that’s the Reset!
OK so we used up the first five.
A plane can normally go on without the pilot. There’s the co-pilot and additional crew who know how to land a plane perfectly. Nevertheless they request emergency clearance at the closest feasible spot and land there.
Oops – forgot to mention – they can call out if there’s a Little Froggie on board. Binder Dondat. A smaller aircraft. (And yes – it was fun. Those things you actually feel like you’re flying and controlling it. With these clumsy biggies, you miss that feeling)