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zichmich
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Moishe and David were in third grade, were best friends, and were go getters. They decided to start selling candy bars out front of a local grocery store to make a little side money. One day as they were selling, an older woman walked by their booth and smiled at their pitch.

She bought a chocolate bar, and handed the candy back to Moishe. He shook his head as he placed the chocolate bar back into his merchandise display. “I can’t,” he said.

“Why not?” the old lady

Looking the lady in the eye, Moishe responded gravely, “I’m not supposed to take candy from strangers.”